Tuesday, November 3, 2009

110309: Sunglasses? Really, guys?

So I get headaches from the sun. I've come to terms with that. I keep Zomig in my bag 24/7 now. I also know that sunglasses don't work for me. I mean, I have been alive for 19 years, after all. I forgot to tell you guys that on my 19th birthday. [technically, I've been alive for 20 years but I'm not going to get into that because people will just argue with me]

Anyway, did you really suggest me sunglasses to cure my headaches? Like I hadn't already thought of that? Hey, thanks for the innovative new idea, you guys. Like I couldn't come up with that after 20 years of life. Why don't you learn to present your words? You know I'm a literal person. I love metaphors, but I interpret literally before I even consider going figuratively.

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